8 definitions by thecoolcanadian
One, who is often classified as a (see Video Game Nerd), yet is a big enough loser to obsess over iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch appstore Apps rather then actual Video Games.
Ben: Hey Mike, after skipping Anthro to play it in the bathroom, I now have 12 hours on Rat on a Scooter.
Mike: Seriously bro? You are SUCH an iNoob!
Mike: Seriously bro? You are SUCH an iNoob!
by thecoolcanadian November 7, 2010
To acknowledge that you and another individual whom you happen to be in contact with, at that place and time, are wearing brand name clothing from the exact same brand.
Tim: Thats a cool Hollister shirt Cole, where did you get it?
Cole: Same place you got yours you preppy douche-nugget.
Tim: Haha man, we are TOTALLY branding!
Cole: Same place you got yours you preppy douche-nugget.
Tim: Haha man, we are TOTALLY branding!
by thecoolcanadian March 29, 2011
1. The common childhood fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who gives toys on Christmas.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
1. I dont know, but for some reason, our child Jimmy screams whenever seeing a picture or Santa Clause, I hope he grows out of his Santaclaustrophia
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
by thecoolcanadian December 23, 2009
Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.
Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver
Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.
Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!
Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.
Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!
by thecoolcanadian August 21, 2011
A proffessor or teacher who assigns a rather easy assignment, such as an Essay or even a Test, and attempts to compensate by marking terribly as to give out a low mark to said student who completed the assignment.
Zack: What did you write down when it asked for "Define Gene,"
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.
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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.
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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
by thecoolcanadian January 24, 2011
Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.
Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!
by thecoolcanadian November 24, 2010
John: Hey man, why does your shirt look like you bought it from Value Village?
James: Stfu man, I bought it from Hollister, dont you know anything about style!
James: Stfu man, I bought it from Hollister, dont you know anything about style!
by thecoolcanadian July 7, 2011