1 definition by thebigspoon12

the sexually transmitted infection (STI) in which a persons pubic hair is replaced with Swedish Fish. It is spread through eating the fish. Its origins began when a man ate really greasy potato chips and then jacked off.
Guy 1: Dude, I found some Swedish Fish on the toilet seat. And I ate them.

Guy 2: Dude, you should get checked for Gametes.
by thebigspoon12 January 22, 2010
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