7 definitions by the_true_name_definer ;)
When chatting on omegle or other partner finding apps and websites and so forth, asl is used to ask the person you are chatting with their "age, sex, and location". (not to be confused with American Sign Language)
SexyBackslash has entered the chat.
ragefan212: Heyyy
SexyBackslash: Hi cutie patootie ;) asl for me?
ragefan212: 17/m/New York
SexyBackslash: Oohh, not even an adult yet are we?? ;)
ragefan212: Yeah you know it? Hbu?
SexyBackslash: What about me?
ragefan212: asl?
SexyBackslash: ohhhh 21/f/Maryland
ragefan212: Country girl?
SexyBackslash: Born and raised.
ragefan212: Oh my god that made me think of the Fresh Prince of Bel-air for a hot second.
SexyBackslash: Ahhh, I love that show, wanna hit me up so maybe we can watch it together later???
ragefan212: Surreee, phone number?? want it?
SexyBackslash: and adress boo if ya will
ragefan212: 828-282-8822 corner of 5th street and narwhal penthouse suite
SexyBackslah: ooohh a penthouse, you must be rich with bodygaurds and all that
ragefan212: No, not any bodygaurds
SexyBackslash: Security cams? Alerm systems?
ragefan212: Nah.
SexyBackslash: K, thx bby :3
SexyBackslash has left the chat.
If you haven't already guessed by now, a homicide was reported a couple of hours just after this chat. The same amount of hours as it takes to travel from Maryland to NY. Can you guess who the murderer was? And did you catch all the hints that was left that shows how they were able to get enough enformation to murder them? Some people are just pedophiles or rapers and you shouldn't trust them with any of your personal info. Now can you see why asl is bad news?
ragefan212: Heyyy
SexyBackslash: Hi cutie patootie ;) asl for me?
ragefan212: 17/m/New York
SexyBackslash: Oohh, not even an adult yet are we?? ;)
ragefan212: Yeah you know it? Hbu?
SexyBackslash: What about me?
ragefan212: asl?
SexyBackslash: ohhhh 21/f/Maryland
ragefan212: Country girl?
SexyBackslash: Born and raised.
ragefan212: Oh my god that made me think of the Fresh Prince of Bel-air for a hot second.
SexyBackslash: Ahhh, I love that show, wanna hit me up so maybe we can watch it together later???
ragefan212: Surreee, phone number?? want it?
SexyBackslash: and adress boo if ya will
ragefan212: 828-282-8822 corner of 5th street and narwhal penthouse suite
SexyBackslah: ooohh a penthouse, you must be rich with bodygaurds and all that
ragefan212: No, not any bodygaurds
SexyBackslash: Security cams? Alerm systems?
ragefan212: Nah.
SexyBackslash: K, thx bby :3
SexyBackslash has left the chat.
If you haven't already guessed by now, a homicide was reported a couple of hours just after this chat. The same amount of hours as it takes to travel from Maryland to NY. Can you guess who the murderer was? And did you catch all the hints that was left that shows how they were able to get enough enformation to murder them? Some people are just pedophiles or rapers and you shouldn't trust them with any of your personal info. Now can you see why asl is bad news?
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
A sweet, kind-hearted individual who will never cease to make you smile. She's super nice, but a little shy. Although once you get to know her, she'll be your best friend! Kayla's are super kawaii and into that type of stuff. They love anything artsy, which means you'll mostly find them on their phone, scrolling through pintrest. And they tend to have curly hair!!
Boy #1: You know, I haven't really noticed her until now, but I just sort of feel attracted to her. Do you know who she is?
Boy #2: Yeah, that's Kayla, but her friend's Bianca, Jenna, Abby and Sarah will rip you hair out if you break her heart.
Boy #1: Wait, but she has 5 friends near her.
Boy #3: Rosalind won't be mean to you don't worry.
Boy #1: So then, should I go for it?
Boy #2 & #3: NO!! (didn't you get the memo loser, that goddess is off limits)
Boy #2: Yeah, that's Kayla, but her friend's Bianca, Jenna, Abby and Sarah will rip you hair out if you break her heart.
Boy #1: Wait, but she has 5 friends near her.
Boy #3: Rosalind won't be mean to you don't worry.
Boy #1: So then, should I go for it?
Boy #2 & #3: NO!! (didn't you get the memo loser, that goddess is off limits)
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.
Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.
Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.
Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
by the_true_name_definer ;) November 7, 2020
Japanese shows that usually involve lots of action, bromances, in general romances, sadness, betrayals (top 10 anime betrayals lol), and all out amazingness. The best way to pass time.
Person #1: Omg does that person watch anime, what a nerd!
Person #2: But wait, it looks like he's watching My Hero Academia!! I watch that too!
Person #3: OMAGOSH! Me too!!! I so ship Bakugo and Kirishima!
Person #1: You're all nerds.
Person #2 to Person #3: We don't need a friend like him who doesn't watch anime.
Person #2: But wait, it looks like he's watching My Hero Academia!! I watch that too!
Person #3: OMAGOSH! Me too!!! I so ship Bakugo and Kirishima!
Person #1: You're all nerds.
Person #2 to Person #3: We don't need a friend like him who doesn't watch anime.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018