7 definitions by theFIST

Uilleam

A strange misshapen and ill-gotten homosexual sex slave. Often found on all fours searching for semen using its proboscis, this strange creature is often the object of much anal depravity and humiliation

"Where's Uilleam?"
"Oh he's just doing that stuff that Uilleam's do. You know, like finding men with large fists and hair knuckles to wrap his lips or anus around. He loves being pumped full of the white stuff from all the boys on the block."

by theFIST September 1, 2014

youtube metalhead

People with a theoretical knowledge of Metal they really like to show to everyone that exceeds knowing simple facts, for example that screamo isn"t a genre, but only how scene people call genres like Hardcore, Metalcore, Melodic Death Metal,...., by far, but no idea what being a metalhead means. Some of them haven"t been to a concert in their entire life. They normally have nothing better to do than sitting in front of their computers all day long, watching youtube videos and, by commenting, defending their selection of favourite bands as "the only real Metal" against others and attacking their selections as "not Metal at all", or searching for probably not useful, but scientifically correct genre names. They normally attack people with different opinions personally

(comments under a Messhuggah video)
real metalhead: awesome song! Especially live!!!!!
youtube metalhead 1: nice Progressive Metal
youtube metalhead 2: you retard, are you deaf or what? That"s nowhere near Progressive Metal, it"s Experimental Death Metal!
youtube metalhead 3: you idiot, you"re too stupid for listening! That has no Death Metal elements!!! It"s Technical Post Thrash Metal!!!!!

by theFIST October 18, 2010

shouts

Vocals used in various Metal genres of medium extremity

example: shouts

by theFIST March 24, 2011

Dagoba

Popular band from France that used to produce awesome 2nd generation Neo Thrash Metal with amazing drums, unique vocals and unmelodic bass and guitar. Their early albums contained aggressive, but at the same time happy songs. (try Release The Fury (2001) and Dagoba (2003)) Then they got more melodic and lost much of their original style. Now they softened their sound extremely and got far slower, sometimes even use clean vocals and now they sound nearly as whiney and soft as emos do.

Metalhead1: Did you try the new Dagoba album?
Metalhead2: Not yet. You have it? Awesome!
*listening*
Metalhead1 *sleeps*
Metalhead2: ew, boring! Hey, wake up!

by theFIST May 16, 2010

Future Metal

mix of various different sounds, such as:

double base drums, single base drums, shouts, clean vocals, digitally distorted vocals, bass, crunchguitar, synthesizer sounds, noise,.....
Don't look for melodies in Future Metal songs, you normally won't find them

Future Metal fan: Did you check out the new Fear Factory album?
metalhead: ew, computer generated elements
Techno fan: ew, Metal

by theFIST May 13, 2010

Overfucked language

Language often used in chatrooms, characterized by ending every sentence with the word "fuck" and adding "fucking" to every noun.
Tired readers that don"t use an overfucked might misunderstand these overfucked sentences in an interesting way, entertainers can make fun of people using an overfucked language when they"re running out of good jokes.

Chatter1: i hurt my fucking feet fuck -_-
tired chatter: wtf is a feet fuck
Chatter2: can"t you fucking understand fucking overfucked language fuck? Fucking fucktard!

Chatter: i lost some fucking money
Entertainer: fucking money? Useful, it must get more and more. Unfortunately i only have nonfucking money.

by theFIST May 18, 2010

Deathcube

a nearly unknown austrian music project, the songs of which contain growls, distortion and many drum beats and lack normal melodies

listener1: Deathcube sounds as if you threw a drum kit off Mount Everest

listener2: to me it sounds like a storm with tv static

by theFIST April 4, 2011