tofu

(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".

Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"

by taoteqingren January 06, 2008

stinkybutt

(Adj) Refers to a young person, usually a female, but can be either gender. Has implications of sexuality and feminine body musk as well.
Etymology: Derives from the meaning that children wear diapers, thus they are"stinky butts".

as in "You don't know nothin' your just a lil' stinkybutt",
or "You're hittin' that? She ain't nothin' but a lil' stinkybutt!"

by taoteqingren November 03, 2005

treasure chest

a girl with a nice rack.

" Buddy, she has a real treasure chest."

by taoteqingren November 14, 2005

repressed virgin

a woman who finds emotional intimacy difficult beyond words, and more particularly, beyond actions, particularly sexual actions, yet who often engages in ungratifying sex despite herself, wishing that the men she is having sex with were more "sensitive, and caring", or knowledgeable about her sexual desires, like her mother, who trained her in.This dark figure, often melancholic or 'dark' in nature is often a repressed lesbian, a.k.a. Sylvia Plath

" Dude don't worry about losing her, she is a headcase, a real repressed virgin. Send her back to mommy for more sex training and move on."

by taoteqingren November 14, 2005

asianologist

( noun) a person who seeks to have sex/relationships with primarily asian women.

" Dude, why do you always go after asian chicks, you some kind of asianologist?"

by taoteqingren November 05, 2005

bootyologist

( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.

" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."

by taoteqingren November 18, 2005

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or othwrwise tell or relay lies and propaganda.

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

by taoteqingren December 11, 2006