tangledupinbloo's definitions
1. Obsession with Sarah Palin.
2. Fear of Sarah Palin.
3. The belief that Sarah Palin is the stupidest, most dangerous woman...or person...on the entire planet and would set "women's lib" back 100 years.
4. The ability to condemn and entire state (Alaska), and entire group (Republicans), an entire sex (Republican women) or even a friend, because they don't hate Sarah Palin with the same passion you enjoy.
5. Continual references to Sarah Palin, over trivial and inconsequential gossip, thereby giving her publicity and keeping her name in the spotlight.
6. The ability to bore people to death with endless rants about Sarah Palin.
2. Fear of Sarah Palin.
3. The belief that Sarah Palin is the stupidest, most dangerous woman...or person...on the entire planet and would set "women's lib" back 100 years.
4. The ability to condemn and entire state (Alaska), and entire group (Republicans), an entire sex (Republican women) or even a friend, because they don't hate Sarah Palin with the same passion you enjoy.
5. Continual references to Sarah Palin, over trivial and inconsequential gossip, thereby giving her publicity and keeping her name in the spotlight.
6. The ability to bore people to death with endless rants about Sarah Palin.
The Palinoia sufferer is talking about....you guessed it....Sarah Palin. She says, "That Caribou-Barbie goes to witch doctors! She goes to CHURCH! She wants to ban BOOKS! She's a bad mother because she works and holds public office! She HUNTS! There's no WAY she can see Russia from her dining room window! If she was elected to office anywhere else but Alaska (because Alaska doesn't even count!), the WORLD would end! No one in their right mind would buy her book! Besides, I hate her accent!"
Responder: "Seek help now. You have Palinoia."
Responder: "Seek help now. You have Palinoia."
by tangledupinbloo December 6, 2009
Get the Palinoiamug. 1. Being placed on house arrest in a Swiss Chalet as punishment for being convicted of moleting a child.
2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.
2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.
by tangledupinbloo December 10, 2009
Get the Polanskiedmug. 1. Trashy looking clothing, makeup, hair styles,tattoos, or piercings. Can be for adult women, teenagers, or toddlers.
2. Fashion suitable for a hooker, or a Red Hat Lady.
3. An attitude or way of speaking that gives observers or listeners the impression one might be "easy".
2. Fashion suitable for a hooker, or a Red Hat Lady.
3. An attitude or way of speaking that gives observers or listeners the impression one might be "easy".
by tangledupinbloo December 21, 2009
Get the hookerificmug. One who digs deep for old or valuable chat board threads.
One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.
One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.
One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.
One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.
by tangledupinbloo January 22, 2010
Get the Thread Minermug. 1. Constant whiner. One who can find a down side to anything, and loves to share.
2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.
3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.
2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.
3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.
Debbie mentioned she was coming down with a cold. Penny, the gripemeister, said, "I've had this cold for a month! My head feels like it's been run over by a truck, my body feels like it's tied in knots, my nose is running like the Amazon, but (A-CHOOOOOOO! Here...have some), I'll probably live."
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
Get the gripemeistermug. 1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.
2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.
3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.
3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.
by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009
Get the bitch on roller skatesmug. 1. Person who is always in debate mode.
2. One who would argue if you said the sky is blue.
3. Person unable to converse normally.
4. One who thinks conversation is a competition.
2. One who would argue if you said the sky is blue.
3. Person unable to converse normally.
4. One who thinks conversation is a competition.
I say, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"
Debaterbot responds, "Well, of course it's not REALLY blue at all. What you're seeing is light from the sun reaching your optic nerves through all the various gases in the atmosphere, notably oxygen and nitrogen. Not only gases, but particles of dust, ash, water vapor, contrails (don't get me started on contrails), bird droppings, ozone and .......... "
"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................." :)
Debaterbot responds, "Well, of course it's not REALLY blue at all. What you're seeing is light from the sun reaching your optic nerves through all the various gases in the atmosphere, notably oxygen and nitrogen. Not only gases, but particles of dust, ash, water vapor, contrails (don't get me started on contrails), bird droppings, ozone and .......... "
"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................." :)
by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009
Get the debaterbotmug.