Thread Miner

One who digs deep for old or valuable chat board threads.

One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.

One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.
I'm so glad the Thread Miner was able to find that old thread!
by tangledupinbloo January 22, 2010
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Spew-worthy

1. Something that's so vile and disgusting, it makes you want to barf.

2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.

3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.
Some of the things I've seen on the internet are truly spew-worthy.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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gripemeister

1. Constant whiner. One who can find a down side to anything, and loves to share.

2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.

3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.
Debbie mentioned she was coming down with a cold. Penny, the gripemeister, said, "I've had this cold for a month! My head feels like it's been run over by a truck, my body feels like it's tied in knots, my nose is running like the Amazon, but (A-CHOOOOOOO! Here...have some), I'll probably live."
by tangledupinbloo December 11, 2009
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bitch on roller skates

1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.

3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009
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Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.
Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!
by tangledupinbloo December 14, 2009
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Insult-O-Matic

1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.

2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.

3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009
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Poobah

n. Title

1. A word to use in place of "Czar" when discussing government bureaucrats appointed to supposedly advisory positions.

2. A word to use in place of "official" or "authority" when discussing those who have no official authority over anything.

3. Your boss

4. Leader of any fraternal organization.
The Economic Poobah announced today that All's Well.
by tangledupinbloo December 09, 2009
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