7 definitions by symonsez

nutbuster

1. A screaming male orgasm
2. A person who makes excessive and unreasonable demands

The boss asked me to lick his boots clean after he walked through a field
of manure.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

East Windsor

A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.

She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

spunkmeister

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.

He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

Microshafted

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

by symonsez March 31, 2003

swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.

Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

You ski?

To seek confirmation or approval of.

Tomorrow, we will be giving away free cookies, you ski?

by symonsez March 28, 2003

wang dang doodle

To a pitch a wang dang doodle is to have a good old fashioned Saturday night filled with drunken revelry, which may include but is not limited to fighting, dancing, singing and the like.
See also the song by Willie Dixon of the same name.

We're gonna a pitch a wang dang doodle all night long...and hope that we won't have to drag Owen's tequila soaked body back to the house...again.

by symonsez March 31, 2003