14 definitions by swineyvee
A truly horrendous, offensively customised car with a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting body kit with a shite paint job, alloy wheels, and a suspension lower than whale shit, rear spoiler and a peashooter exhaust system with one or two horse knobs. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
Steve :- Ay-up boys, old Jamie's really excited about getting his chavrolet back from the repair shop. 's gorra nuther sticker on it.
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!
by swineyvee October 10, 2006
by swineyvee October 8, 2006
(adj) The length of exhaust pipe that runs from the cylinder head to almost the rear of a chavs car. The rest of the exhaust system is completed at the very rear by one, or sometimes two (even though it's only got an inline 4, poxy 1.3 litre 4 banger) horse knob tailpipe(s).
Paul :- Did you see that Ford KA yesterday with that outragrous horse knob?
Dave :- Yeah, worra wanker. They should stick to the stock peashooter system.
Dave :- Yeah, worra wanker. They should stick to the stock peashooter system.
by swineyvee October 10, 2006
Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.
Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.
Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.
by swineyvee October 18, 2006
A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.
Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
Beddy :- Nar then cocky, what's up?
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)
by swineyvee October 11, 2006