patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.

Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

sticky icky

the smelly sticky stuff found inside a woman's thing. initially used to trap the man more easily, then over time slowly poisons him to death.

yeah John's dead now. got him with that sticky icky.

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

gay fish

Kanye West and his gang of aquatic homies

"whatever you say you little gay fish"
- Kanye's Mom (also a fish)

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Stank Booosh

my ex girlfriend's va-j-j. so stanky.

I dipped my head down there but came up for air and bellowed "Stank Booosh!" Then all the wolves in the neighborhood started howling to notify the others".

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

butter tits

when you pour hot melted popcorn butter on your lady's tits.

woman: "what the hell? wrf did you just burn me?"
man: "f yeah I just made me some butter tits"

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

skank

a woman who posts pictures of herself on the internet.

this check goes on and on about how her pussy is so sweet and how she's a baddass bitch. does she realize she's just a skank? does she like being a skank? I'm so confused.

by summer_ass_cheese August 29, 2022