14 definitions by summer_ass_cheese

skank

a woman who posts pictures of herself on the internet.

this check goes on and on about how her pussy is so sweet and how she's a baddass bitch. does she realize she's just a skank? does she like being a skank? I'm so confused.

by summer_ass_cheese August 29, 2022

patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.

Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

Stank Booosh

my ex girlfriend's va-j-j. so stanky.

I dipped my head down there but came up for air and bellowed "Stank Booosh!" Then all the wolves in the neighborhood started howling to notify the others".

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

bitch face

a bitch with a face

bitch face bitch don't even know what's crackin

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

Dark Brandon

a movement full of patriotic Americans who are fed up with MAGA's bullshit.

MAGA wouldn't stop making threats of violence so Dark Brandon had to whoop their sorry asses.

by summer_ass_cheese August 29, 2022

Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022