summer_ass_cheese's definitions

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

bitch face

a bitch with a face

bitch face bitch don't even know what's crackin

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

gay fish

Kanye West and his gang of aquatic homies

"whatever you say you little gay fish"
- Kanye's Mom (also a fish)

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.

Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

sticky icky

the smelly sticky stuff found inside a woman's thing. initially used to trap the man more easily, then over time slowly poisons him to death.

yeah John's dead now. got him with that sticky icky.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022