Urban Dictionary: Definitions by summer_ass

thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

thunder thighs by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

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Dark Brandon

a movement full of patriotic Americans who are fed up with MAGA's bullshit.

MAGA wouldn't stop making threats of violence so Dark Brandon had to whoop their sorry asses.

Dark Brandon by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

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skank

a woman who posts pictures of herself on the internet.

this check goes on and on about how her pussy is so sweet and how she's a baddass bitch. does she realize she's just a skank? does she like being a skank? I'm so confused.

skank by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

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patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.

Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.

patriot by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

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fat ass ho

when a woman thinks making her ass bigger is a good thing when in reality she has thunder thighs and is so big she basically looks like a man.

fat ass ho thought that would make her sexy but ain't nobody want some 800 lb. chick crushing your legs bouncing up on you. seriously, you legit need a 12 inch pole to get in there and your legs are the size of my back FOH for real.

fat ass ho by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022