steve's definitions

baldie

Bald headed graphics teacher.With a borderline psychotic and somewhat manic personality, so they say...

Not exactly bald, but with short hair( baby blonde). (LOL)
He's o.k. if you stay in his good books. Usually with a Cowan and Sharpy in tow.

by steve January 12, 2005

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

Jay Leno

is a cheap hack compared to comic legend and part time real estate agent Conan O'brien

screw leno, let's watch soemthing else 'till conan is on

by steve February 25, 2005

rat infested shithole

Fenway Park

Cocksuckers like Todd and Phillip hang out at the rat infested shithole in Boston where they watch their faggot team play baseball.

by Steve February 12, 2004

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

yellocaust

yellocaust is the term given to the holocaust of the asian people in america. That holocaust being conducted by the video gaming industry, computers and gangs.

Man, that yellocaust is really messin' up Garden Grove yo!

by Steve September 8, 2004

Bad Bert

Bestest game player around

i am a bloody champion

by Steve May 1, 2004