steve's definitions

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

Jay Leno

is a cheap hack compared to comic legend and part time real estate agent Conan O'brien

screw leno, let's watch soemthing else 'till conan is on

by steve February 25, 2005

mexi chromed

the art of spray painting anything with silver spray paint to give the apearance of a chrome finish.

Bob mexi chromed his car, and know its looks even worse.

by steve February 6, 2004

gamecast

A game system owned by a thug in the movie Malibous Most Wanted

"Where you learn that shit?"
"Grand theft auto 3"
"Can I borrow it?"
"What system you got?"
"Gamecast"
"Naww you need PS2"

by Steve December 22, 2003

Captain Jack Sparrow

Its when you bust in a girl's eye then she says "ARRRRRRRRR" while covering her left eye with the right hand.


dont know where it came from.

I gave that slut a capt'n jack and then kicked her outta my car

by Steve July 16, 2004

loughborough

A place where even the most minging of birds that make sonia jackson look sexy think they are supermodels. This is the loughborough where women are a rare commodity. If a fresher woman isn't taken, then the battle is lossed.

athletic freaks everwhere who have their heads up their own arse. Women have their heads up their own arse as everywhere they look there is a male desperate to mate. Alas its a place of celibacy for most

by steve February 9, 2004

hazaa

a friendly greeting used prior to calling someone "my friend"

Hazaa my friend Hazaa!!!!!

by Steve September 27, 2003