steve's definitions

Podunkian

An arsehole, someone who considers themselves awesome even though they suck, a cocksucker.

Dude, you're such a podunkian!

by Steve November 9, 2004

Haxor Mastor

A rondom burglar that owns jer fayce by means of newmaness. A Ruggid Individual that decided what he can and cant do. Even the navay cant stop him. A brilliant mind in wich bluntness is his stratigy. Equipped the MOST Haxor devices known to mankind.

"that random burglar gots ownd by that awper...hes haxor to the maxor!...wait the random burglar respawnd in DOOM 3 skin bat. and pumbled that haggard haxor to the matzor with plasma canon and 3 frag G. damn he aint messin nigga."

the graphics card of choice for this Haxor mastor:

IBM Graphics 1000 integrated hardware chip.

DAMN!

games for the Haxor Mastor:

DOOM 3D
E.T. (ripped from atari.)
race car driver
CS 1.5
(all games hacked to fit the Colecovision Atari 2600 Expansion Module.)

DAMN dis haggard random burglar owns jer fayce!

Wall Paper:

goat man, tubgirl, lemon party platnum edition as active desktop jpg.

So as you can see the newmanness of this Haxor mastor way out burglars any Haxor with the ballz to come close to this haggard goatman with a sword. 10 times the L337ness of an ati readeon x850 xt platnum edition 256mb duel DVI/TVI outs and a 16 pipeline rendering method.

by steve December 21, 2004

merz

An old fashioned term used for coolness. Also used as a term of fun.

Wow, that was Merz!
What would Merz do?

by Steve April 7, 2005

jesus-kkkunt

the single most offensive word in the english language. insulting to christians, women, and black people. Can also be referred to as JK.

That faggot over there it a fucking Jesus-KKKunt!(must be used in public to have full offensive effect)

by Steve July 7, 2004

Pepe Man

A man of legal age who likes woman under the age of 18

R Kelly is a pepe man

by Steve November 11, 2003

Slot badger

Slang term for a paedophile

Leave that kid alone ya slot badger!

by steve December 3, 2003

gorbot

The autonomical replacement for middle level manager of dubious authority and minor responsibility, who is roped into various painful rituals commonly know as "staff meetings" and "decision pools", "managerial data gathering", and as such is never at his desk actually doing his job. Thus the 'Gorbot' is required.

I couldn't find Bob, so I got the stock answer from his gorbot instead.

by Steve April 26, 2004