4 definitions by ssmokingisbad

Ching Cheng Hanji

The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.

Person 1: wagwan g
Person 2: Ching Cheng Hanji
Person 1: THE PROPHECY!

by ssmokingisbad September 24, 2020

fattus shittus

when the phrase "fat shit" isnt enough so you have to add a bit of prestige to it.

nigga: ey u wanna grab some burgs?
other nigga: naw fam u fattus shittus, go lose some weight ya fat nigga
nigga: fuck you scum nigga (pulls out glock )

by ssmokingisbad May 29, 2023

Brazil

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DONT GO TO BRAZIL... AH FUCK THEY GOT ME, LISTEN YOUNG ONE, DONT WORRY ABOUT ME JUST SAVE THE OTHERS FROM BRAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Person: hey so where have you been in the holidays?
Other Person: oh Brazil and ...
Person: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!

by ssmokingisbad August 20, 2020

niggy juice

juice squeezed out of a mythical niggy

guy: u want some of dat niggy juice?
guy 2: nah mate im all about that blm shit u noe what iam sayin?
guy: shut the fuck up

by ssmokingisbad March 19, 2022