4 definitions by srygrndma

A little bug with a lot of fucking legs who crawls into big headed kids. The have horns and are sometimes armed with a gun. Don't fuck with them or they will blow your fucking head to kingdom come.
Kid1:what happen to Kenny?
Kid2:Tup got ahold of him.
by srygrndma January 14, 2019
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When you fart on the couch and the cushion is forever ruined.
"Man, I just hordled my couch. That efing thing cost me 200 $"

"Sorry grandma, I hordled ur couch"
by srygrndma October 19, 2018
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A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 2, 2018
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