10 definitions by squirrelmaster5.0
A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003
1)One who stares at a man's crotch
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
A lesser known variation of chopsuey in which the chef uses the lower half of a sock from the heal to toe, and mixes it in a stir fry with a variety of garden vegetables, leeks, and squirrel meat.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 6, 2003
The only car a true pimp would be seen in. Drivers are generally well equipped and don't need to compensate for anything. Best in yellow.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003
the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.
Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003