2 definitions by squintz_is_da_man
1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness
Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old
Jenkins: dude... you're like 80
Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
Jenkins: dude... you're like 80
Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009
1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...
girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice
girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot
girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot
girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009