14 definitions by spideygirl1989

Santa

MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE

Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)

by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022

Dr Strange

a veryyyyyy attractive marvel character played by the also veryyyyyyyyyyy attractive Benedict Cumberbatch

Wanna watch Dr Strange?
oh my gosh yes he's so gorgeous

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Bestie

Joshyberri.

Where's bestie?
Joshyberri is right over there.

by spideygirl1989 December 23, 2022

Cheese

The meaning of life

"can we eat some cheese, i'm feeling down"
"of course! cheese will help u get all better!

by spideygirl1989 January 3, 2023

Andrew Garfield

The most attractive marvel actor. That mask rip...OOH BABY! so attractive and funny and well..attractive. and um..attractive...not sure what else to say other than WOO BABY THAT MAN IS SMOKIN'

Why is it so hot out?
I hear Andrew Garfield visited here years ago

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Taylor Swift

The music industry

The music industry is a fascinating this.
Yes, Taylor Swift is amazing.

by spideygirl1989 December 23, 2022

Joshyberri

The sweetest human being on Earth, always makes you feel good about yourself and is always there for you. The perfect bestie, always loyal and hilarious and sweet. Endless patience and almost never gets mad at you(even when you deserve it). All around the best human being on Earth

girl 1: "is that the perfect friend you told me you had?"
girl 2: "oh yeah that is joshyberri"

by spideygirl1989 December 19, 2022