2 definitions by spazzmonk

Cabbage head

The state of waking up slow and hazy after smoking large amounts of pot the night before. Similar to a hang over, but much less painful because pot is not a poison, unlike alcohol. Another example of the sheer stupidity of prohibition.

Dude came over last night with some awesome brownies. We also just had to try my brand new double chamber bong while playing Guitar Hero. Don't make me do any math today, I got a huge cabbage head.

by spazzmonk February 9, 2009

lollygag

To gag while performing fellatio. Especially if one performing such act is British.

The lad fell upon my member with such voracity, he lollygagged several times.

by spazzmonk February 11, 2009