2 definitions by sparrohawk

schmivli

A rather mean and meagre hand-rolled cigarette. Like a roll-up only with barely a strand of tobacco inside. The sort rolled by jailbirds, or when rationing is prevalent. Usually fast burning, and prone to being crumpled in the fingers.

"Roll us a decent fag, not one of your usual mean schmivlis"

by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

Spam halberd

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

by sparrohawk October 15, 2006