sparkyjo's definitions

maple dick

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.

My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.

by sparkyjo December 17, 2014

garlic gums

When someone's breath wreaks of a horrendous odor, such as garlic and makes vampires disintegrate.

The boy I was sitting next to in class had garlic gums. He made me want to ball up my paper and stick it up my nose.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

gumgum

When someone has little to no teeth and only their gums are showing

Hey gumgum, we all know you got no teeth in your mouth.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.

The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

dingle buddy

When you have a dingle berry that hangs around all day like a buddy.

Dude my dingle buddy has been annoying me since second hour.

by sparkyjo December 17, 2014

blanked

A blank is when you about to cum and you mom walks into the room. You immediately drop your dick in the sight of your own mother resulting in you not having an orgasm.

Dude, I was in my room going ham on my wang but my mom decided to walk in. I blanked so hard.

by sparkyjo December 15, 2014