3 definitions by sp0rk

hangover

1) A throbbing pain in the head

2) The pissed off feeling of finding an ugly fat woman with genital crabs laying in your bed after you realize your head hurts.

That was a terrible hangover - it took me 2 hours to drag that fat whore out of my apartment

by sp0rk July 10, 2003

H3X

h3x likes dick gob

h3x is good sex

by sp0rk April 9, 2003

research

Definition 1:
Excessive and tedious study used so that students with little more than hot air between their ears can keep up with the smarter ones. It's pretty much an excuse to reword someone else's work using a bibliography.

Definition 2:
An uncommon slang term for masturbation. Often said in a "sarcastic" way.

Def 1:
Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!

Def 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, can I come over after school?
Guy 2: Naw, call me 30 minutes after. My parents aren't home, so I'm gonna do some... research...
Guy 1: Research?
Guy 2: Uhh... yeah!

30 minutes later:

Guy 1: How'd your research go?
Guy 2: It started out slow, but I found a ton of information. It got a bit messy, so I jumped out at the last second and forgot to cite my sources!

Or:

Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!

by sp0rk December 23, 2004