Definitions by smittydb

gun whore 

Searches for guns on the internet while he or she could be doing something else more productive, like working.

Hey, are you being a gun whore?

gun whore by smittydb April 28, 2006

Goofy Smokes 

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

Goofy Smokes by smittydb April 28, 2006

FORD 

Flipped Over Reservation Decoration. Referring to the large number of ford vehicles seen broken down on various Indian reservations.

Look... Another ford on the side of the road.

FORD by smittydb October 5, 2005

Stroker 

A person who intentionally misleads, fools, or otherwise gains the upper hand over another person in order to get something of value from said person (specific actions or physical objects) through the use of a pleasant deception (i.e. stroking one's ego)

I gave you a great deal on that car. In fact, too good of a deal. How did you get me to do that? You are a stroker.

Stroker by smittydb September 30, 2005

shake down 

A shake down can be particullar to a geographic area. Basically, it is one party getting into the personal assets of another party without consent. Usually a shake down involves drugs, money, power, the law, knowledge, or any combination thereof.

I think (a party) might have something I want. We are going to do a shake down later and see.

shake down by smittydb September 30, 2005

Six Six and a Kick 

Military term meaning Six months revocation of pay, Six months confinment, and a other than honorable discharge, Bad conduct discharge (see BCD or Big Chicken Dinner).

Cpl. Smith hit the Lt. Colonel. He may be looking at Six Six and a Kick.

Six Six and a Kick by smittydb September 29, 2005