Definitions by slegotoo

WTFFF?!

WTFFF?! is an abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fucking Fuck FUCK?!". Building on the tradition of other phrase abbreviations - such as WTF, WTH, ROTFL, and so on - WTFFF?! is used to express a highly elevated sense of angry, almost disbelieving astonishment and disgust at an idea, event, quote, or any other ridiculous, stupid, asinine, incredible, irresponsible, banal, incredulous thing.

"While reading the morning paper, I came across an article supporting the nomination of Dick Cheney for some kind of humanitarian award for his philanthropic work in the middle East. Gobsmacked, I actually had to read the article again to make sure those words were actually there - they were. And I was totally, like, how is Dick "My Name Really Is Dick" Cheney going to get a humanitarian ANYthing? Do they even know who he IS? And what he's DONE? WTFFF?!"

WTFFF?! by slegotoo October 26, 2013

Iggynaut 

iggynaut |ih-gee-not|

(noun)

A person so obviously aloof and out-of touch, they seem to have spent years in a government agency training to be ignorant; like an astronaut trains to go into space.

While I was on-line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.

Iggynaut by slegotoo July 28, 2012

cheney 

noun

The little bits of fuzz that sometimes collect in one's butt-crack after wearing sweat-pants without underwear.

When I got home from playing handball with my buds, there was this wad of cheney in my ass-crack from my sweats. I gotta remember to wear underwear, next time.

cheney by slegotoo April 1, 2012

iggynaut 

noun

A person who's so obviously ignorant, they seem to have been specially trained in it. Their views are so out-of-touch, they seem to be from outer space.

While I was on line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.

iggynaut by slegotoo March 17, 2012

bakie 

A beginner, entry-level, or apprentice stoner.

Hey, dude, check out the bakie coughing his guts out from that bucket-bong hit. He's gonna be so stoned.

bakie by slegotoo June 28, 2011

hanger 

Noun. An unfinished handjob that leaves the recipient hanging without the release of orgasm. Word is not gender specific.

We were crazy making out on the couch—she was working my cock like a Shakeweight. Then her phone rang, and it was her sister with a flat tire. So, she had to go. Left me with a hanger that would kill Ron Jeremy.

hanger by slegotoo January 23, 2011

TSUNAYAPP! 

Verb. A snap tsunami. Variant of Oh Snap!/OOH Snap!

Ooh! That stupid skank didn't get any of her outfit right. And what's up with her hair? HA! She looks like a tramp clown! TSUNAYAPP!

TSUNAYAPP! by slegotoo January 21, 2011