15 definitions by slegotoo

Interjection. Used primarily in text messages to denote displeasure, disgust, or disapproval.
I just saw my ex bf kissing some skankgrmph!
by slegotoo November 8, 2010
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Noun. English spoken in the style of Star Wars character Yoda.
"A number three meal with a large drink will I have," I said in Yodish.
by slegotoo November 8, 2010
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The little bits of fuzz that sometimes collect in one's butt-crack after wearing sweat-pants without underwear.
When I got home from playing handball with my buds, there was this wad of cheney in my ass-crack from my sweats. I gotta remember to wear underwear, next time.
by slegotoo February 13, 2012
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A person who's so obviously ignorant, they seem to have been specially trained in it. Their views are so out-of-touch, they seem to be from outer space.
While I was on line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.
by slegotoo February 9, 2012
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iggynaut |ih-gee-not|

(noun)

A person so obviously aloof and out-of touch, they seem to have spent years in a government agency training to be ignorant; like an astronaut trains to go into space.
While I was on-line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.
by slegotoo March 13, 2012
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WTFFF?! is an abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fucking Fuck FUCK?!". Building on the tradition of other phrase abbreviations - such as WTF, WTH, ROTFL, and so on - WTFFF?! is used to express a highly elevated sense of angry, almost disbelieving astonishment and disgust at an idea, event, quote, or any other ridiculous, stupid, asinine, incredible, irresponsible, banal, incredulous thing.
"While reading the morning paper, I came across an article supporting the nomination of Dick Cheney for some kind of humanitarian award for his philanthropic work in the middle East. Gobsmacked, I actually had to read the article again to make sure those words were actually there - they were. And I was totally, like, how is Dick "My Name Really Is Dick" Cheney going to get a humanitarian ANYthing? Do they even know who he IS? And what he's DONE? WTFFF?!"
by slegotoo October 25, 2013
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Noun. A word used to describe the amount, or frequency of a person's cell phone usage; usually a large amount.
I've been on my phone so much this week, I've had the celluload of a popular high school girl.
by slegotoo November 8, 2010
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