slegotoo's definitions

Iggynaut

iggynaut |ih-gee-not|

(noun)

A person so obviously aloof and out-of touch, they seem to have spent years in a government agency training to be ignorant; like an astronaut trains to go into space.

While I was on-line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.

by slegotoo July 28, 2012

Yodish

Noun. English spoken in the style of Star Wars character Yoda.

"A number three meal with a large drink will I have," I said in Yodish.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Exaggerbate

Verb. Getting euphoric enjoyment from building one exaggeration on top of another.

I was so bored listening to Harry exaggerbate about his big date last night.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

bakie

A beginner, entry-level, or apprentice stoner.

Hey, dude, check out the bakie coughing his guts out from that bucket-bong hit. He's gonna be so stoned.

by slegotoo June 28, 2011

Celluload

Noun. A word used to describe the amount, or frequency of a person's cell phone usage; usually a large amount.

I've been on my phone so much this week, I've had the celluload of a popular high school girl.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Nepotize

Verb. Appointing a family member to an important position ahead of other, more qualified applicants.

My uncle is going to nepotize me right into that management job at his cracker factory.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Phorange

Noun. The unnatural taste of artificially orange flavored medicine, or food items.

"Ick! This phorange cough medicine is awful."

by slegotoo November 9, 2010