skyjuice's definitions

Blinkercourse

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.

My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozarting

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Riddler's Revenge

Act of streaking in a mirror maze.

That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Wordbusting

The counterattack to mindfucking. It signifies reducing language to a level of fun and communication only, thus preventing philosophy and propaganda.

We'll get those mindfuckers in the end, thanks to our wordbusting.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Ballglazing

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Walkward

Adjective to qualify an alkward moment experienced when one recognizes someone far away and walks for a long time to reach them without knowing whether to look at the person or elsewhere.

I saw Jessica at the end of the street and she went towards me. This was going to be walkward.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008