3 definitions by skimahorn
A person that never creates wealth. An attorney waits for some other entity to do something, make something,or have something so that they may attempt to pry some of that wealth away from the entity which actually did domething useful.
Often confused with a duece.
Typical habitat is a golf course.
Often confused with a duece.
Typical habitat is a golf course.
Jim: I just got a letter from an attorney; we are being sued.
John: Why?
Jim: According to the letter from this attorney, his client wrecked her car last week in front of our business because she was so surprised by all of the cars in our employee parking lot.
John: (Sarcastically) Well there you go, I told you should not employ so many people!
John: Why?
Jim: According to the letter from this attorney, his client wrecked her car last week in front of our business because she was so surprised by all of the cars in our employee parking lot.
John: (Sarcastically) Well there you go, I told you should not employ so many people!
by skimahorn February 21, 2008
The modern "gangsta" handshake where each person makes a fist and slams it into the others fist, knuckle against knuckles.
by skimahorn February 29, 2008
The travel trailers that were provided to all of the idiots that wanted to stay in New Orleans after Katrina.
The trailers, just like all other travel trailers, have that "new trailer" smell, which just happens to be formaldehyde which is used in the paneling, carpets, fabrics, etc. The smell is supposed to go away if the trailer is properly ventilated.
An RV trailer purchased for recreational purposes with ones own personal money cannot be considered a formaldehwagen, even if the smell is present.
Formaldehwagons are only those trailers that were provided free-of-charge to the bunch of whining freeloaders in the Gulf Coast area who can't appreciate the government giving them a free home (again)
The trailers, just like all other travel trailers, have that "new trailer" smell, which just happens to be formaldehyde which is used in the paneling, carpets, fabrics, etc. The smell is supposed to go away if the trailer is properly ventilated.
An RV trailer purchased for recreational purposes with ones own personal money cannot be considered a formaldehwagen, even if the smell is present.
Formaldehwagons are only those trailers that were provided free-of-charge to the bunch of whining freeloaders in the Gulf Coast area who can't appreciate the government giving them a free home (again)
MAN: Beeatch, get yo badonkadonk into ouz guvment trailer a fetch me an' my homies some foaties.
WOMAN: I ain't goin' in der. Ouza FEMA trailer is toxified wid dat foam-era-cide!
MAN: Get yo fat ass into dat formaldehwagon and get me a foaty or I gunna pimp slap yo ass.
WOMAN: I ain't goin' in der. Ouza FEMA trailer is toxified wid dat foam-era-cide!
MAN: Get yo fat ass into dat formaldehwagon and get me a foaty or I gunna pimp slap yo ass.
by skimahorn February 15, 2008