4 definitions by simonchuck
adjective
This is a unique usage of the word which is used to describe a smell or a taste. It is difficult to define "bent", but the prototypic example of a bent smell is the way it smells outside after it's been raining a while and there are worms everywhere. Some people say it smells like "raw meat" or "wormy", well that is an example of a bent smell. Another example of a bent smell is the way a metal sink smells after there's been water sitting in it for a while.
When it comes to tastes, people often use the term "gamey" when describing the taste of bent meat. Another excellent example of something that can taste "bent" is if you don't cook chicken well enough.
This is a unique usage of the word which is used to describe a smell or a taste. It is difficult to define "bent", but the prototypic example of a bent smell is the way it smells outside after it's been raining a while and there are worms everywhere. Some people say it smells like "raw meat" or "wormy", well that is an example of a bent smell. Another example of a bent smell is the way a metal sink smells after there's been water sitting in it for a while.
When it comes to tastes, people often use the term "gamey" when describing the taste of bent meat. Another excellent example of something that can taste "bent" is if you don't cook chicken well enough.
1. Ew, that chicken I made wasn't cooked enough and it tasted really bent.
2. Fuck it smells all wormy and bent outside.
2. Fuck it smells all wormy and bent outside.
by simonchuck June 25, 2009
This stands for TTS and is closely related to the word TTL referring to the length of one's tie. TTS stands for "tie too short" and is much more funny than TTL. One has TTS when his tie is higher than the top of his belt buckle. Sometimes it's minor, but other times it's just ridiculous. Fat people are at high risk for TTS because the tie is often lying on top of their fat fuck bellies making the end of it far away from the belt buckle.
by simonchuck June 22, 2009
Pronounced "Nas-tay"
This refers to something which is gross and disgusting, and would otherwise be "nasty", but has some extra element to it which makes it more disgusting and thus "nasté".
This refers to something which is gross and disgusting, and would otherwise be "nasty", but has some extra element to it which makes it more disgusting and thus "nasté".
1. What the girls were doing in the "Two Girls One Cup" video was nasté!
2. Guy, it reeks in here. That homeless guy smells nasté.
3. Gross!!! Did you see that fucker eat the hot dog that he dropped on the road? That's fucking nasté "e accent aigu"!
2. Guy, it reeks in here. That homeless guy smells nasté.
3. Gross!!! Did you see that fucker eat the hot dog that he dropped on the road? That's fucking nasté "e accent aigu"!
by simonchuck June 25, 2009
This is an abbreviation for "just a mustache". It refers to the popular style of past of men sporting "just a mustache" without any other facial hair whatsoever. JAM was popular in many decades before the 1980s, but seems to have gone to the wayside since then. Often, men sport JAM in situations almost as a joke. This term was coined in the 1990s in Sarnia, Ontario and anyone who thinks they coined it before then may have done so concurrently, but not before me.
by simonchuck June 22, 2009