15 definitions by siff ess bee

ctrl+alt+del

Key combination you would use if you see your old computer's blue screen.

Press ctrl+alt+del to restart your computer.
You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

yogurt

1. White, sticky fluid that is fermented from milk.
2. The sperm shot out after you masturbated.

1. I like to add fruits to yogurt to make my milkshake.
2. I see yogurt on your pants. Did you masturbate?

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

browser

The application/program you are currently using to go to the websites including this page.

You are using a browser.
Internet Explorer is a browser.
Browser is the only way to get access to the web.

by siff ess bee July 31, 2017

start button

The bottom-left button with a windows icon. When you click it, the menu and options jump out in seconds.

Click the start button to find files, games, programs, etc or shut down your computer.

by siff ess bee July 4, 2017

snake game

An old game you used to play on your old phone.
The so-called snake is a line that moves like a snake.
You control it by pressing the arrows to get the food (the dots).
Whenever the snake eats the food, it grows a little bit.
If the snake head touches its body, game over.

Snake game is a game that wastes your time.
You can never beat snake game (snake head touches the tail while the screen is filled with lines).

by siff ess bee July 31, 2017

NSFW

Porn/Gore/Censored content.

The website you want to visit contains pornography. It's NSFW.

by siff ess bee July 28, 2017

alt+f4

1. Quit the current program you're using.
2. Used to trick n00bs who are using the web.

1. Press alt+f4 to quit your browser.
2. Try Alt+F4 out! All of the texts on this webpage will magically disappear!

by siff ess bee July 28, 2017