6 definitions by shrekdad

scootnu

when your penis is so enormous it scoots on the floor

ann,” ryan is was a scootnu after we hooked up.”

frank,” nice i should after hooking up with rachel.”

by shrekdad January 3, 2018

tammy

your girlfriends friend who hooks her up with tampons

geez tammy really saved me today

by shrekdad January 3, 2018

beef stick

when someone has an uncircumcised penis.

damn that asian has a tiny beef stick

by shrekdad January 3, 2018

banana chop

screaming that while making a 90 degree angle with your arm and hitting someone on the head

bobby died back in nam because some wise guy banana chopped him

by shrekdad January 3, 2018

Nam

short for vietnam

back in Nam I saw my brother John and his friend Bobby

by shrekdad January 5, 2018

asparagus pee

when you consume large amounts of asparagus that your urine smells putrid and rotten.

lily ate so much asparagus that everyone thought that someone shit instead of her asparagus pee.

by shrekdad January 5, 2018