15 definitions by shoeless joe

reefer

weed

"Dude pass arouynd the reefer you bogart. joo noob. Lets eat food"

anyone that says joo noob has never fuckin toked

by shoeless joe August 6, 2003

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 26, 2003

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 12, 2003

foot fuck

to stick a girls foot on your cock and rub it until orgasim

"i want you to cum on my feet"

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

pussy-whipped

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

du hast

you have

haast or hasst is hate.
in a rammstein song, many dumbasses think it's you hate which means they obviously dont know shit

du hast!

by shoeless joe September 2, 2003