Definitions by sgtpepperanderson

backup fuck 

The person who is on standby when your original plan fails. Someone who you can count on, but really would rather not.

Gracie: Gee, I know I said we would do dinner, but something better came along!!
Loni: Oh, wow, I understand, I am just so disappointed!
Gracie: Ok, but if my better plans fail, Then I will call you as the backup fuck!
Loni: Great!! Love you!

backup fuck by sgtpepperanderson February 20, 2009

brown expo marker rage 

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.

Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!

brown expo marker rage by sgtpepperanderson January 16, 2009