2 definitions by sgtpepperanderson

brown expo marker rage

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.

Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!

by sgtpepperanderson October 4, 2008

backup fuck

The person who is on standby when your original plan fails. Someone who you can count on, but really would rather not.

Gracie: Gee, I know I said we would do dinner, but something better came along!!
Loni: Oh, wow, I understand, I am just so disappointed!
Gracie: Ok, but if my better plans fail, Then I will call you as the backup fuck!
Loni: Great!! Love you!

by sgtpepperanderson October 16, 2008