11 definitions by sesmith70

Jocktober

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".

The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.

by sesmith70 November 13, 2011

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 November 9, 2008

Samormon

A person who is both Samoan and follows the Mormon religion.

Manti Te'O had a wild buffet at the church. Those Samormon's throw a wild Luau style meal!

by sesmith70 January 20, 2013

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 10, 2017

pillage for billage

to search for money, usually in a purse, pocketbook, wallet, etc.

My friend wanted some tacos, so she had to pillage for billage to find a dollar.

by sesmith70 May 2, 2008

Aguilera'ed

to sing a song in a horrible manner, which includes notes held too long, notes that jump all over the place, and singing wrong words.

When I sang "row row row your boat, merrily down the stream..." I really Aguilera'ed it.

by sesmith70 February 9, 2011

#NotMyDoctor

Hashtag started in protest of BBC casting Jodie Whittaker as the new lead in Doctor Who, changing the character's gender after 55 years being male.

Jodie Whittaker is #NotMyDoctor, and I will not watch show anymore!

by sesmith70 October 6, 2018