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Lesbian

A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.

<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.

Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
by scratchmaster101 December 7, 2010
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Rachael Ray

A woman who cuts up a pineapple and calls it cooking.
Mrs. Howl is serving her special "l'ananas coupé" dish at the potluck. She's such a Rachael Ray
by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011
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Pinup

What your granddaddy used to masturbate to.
Bill still had his old pinup collection, covered in semen.
by scratchmaster101 May 16, 2011
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Pizza

Food of the gods and of New Yorkers. An open-faced pie made with (in order of appearance) toppings (usually mushroom or broccoli. The works does well too), cheese (not too much please! and extra melty), and tomato sauce (lots of it). It can be found at the Church of Deliciousness, a.k.a., the pizza place: a haven for grease, friends, drugs, and loud italian and hispanic chefs.
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love
Even rich people in New York eat pizza

Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?
by scratchmaster101 February 22, 2011
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Penis

1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011
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RoboCop

1) A police officer from the mysteriously 1980's-like future Detroit area. He apparently has some sort of bullet-making apparatus in him because he never runs out of bullets... EVER.
2) Along with Terminator 1 and 2, RoboCop 1, and in some cases RoboCop 2, make up the best cyborg fiction movies ever.
3) A term used by idiots, most of whom never saw the (awesome) 1987 movie. If their girlfriend really was like him, they would have, like, 80 bullet holes in them on the 2nd night and two lost limbs.
1. (In the movie) OCP has just invented the latest in police technology... RoboCop!!!

2. Job: RoboCop is an amazing movie. So is the 2nd sequel and the terminator movies with Arnold. But John Connor is a stupid douche.

3. Kanye: Cuz I don't want no RoboCop
by scratchmaster101 March 13, 2011
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sexual harassment

what a lady/child yells at you when they want your money.
Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!

fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
by scratchmaster101 December 8, 2009
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