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1. An event in which people with similar taste in music congregate to listen to said music in live performance
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
1. I'm going to see the concert at carnegie hall.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
by scratchmaster101 January 27, 2011
Get the Concert mug.That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."
We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."
by scratchmaster101 May 25, 2011
Get the Barney the Purple Dinosaur mug.An awesome 90's metal band from Germany who's legend is up there with Rammstein. Their songs usually involve explicit sexual stuff like rape and kidnap.
My personal favorites include:
Unsterblich
Kleid Aus Rosen
Sieben
Wenn Engel Hassen
Eisblume
Feuerkind
Stimmen
You should totally check them out, you curious little bastard.
My personal favorites include:
Unsterblich
Kleid Aus Rosen
Sieben
Wenn Engel Hassen
Eisblume
Feuerkind
Stimmen
You should totally check them out, you curious little bastard.
by scratchmaster101 June 15, 2011
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Get the Pinup mug.Food of the gods and of New Yorkers. An open-faced pie made with (in order of appearance) toppings (usually mushroom or broccoli. The works does well too), cheese (not too much please! and extra melty), and tomato sauce (lots of it). It can be found at the Church of Deliciousness, a.k.a., the pizza place: a haven for grease, friends, drugs, and loud italian and hispanic chefs.
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love
Even rich people in New York eat pizza
Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?
Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?
by scratchmaster101 February 22, 2011
Get the Pizza mug.1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011
Get the Penis mug.A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.
<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.
Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.
Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
by scratchmaster101 December 7, 2010
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