scottness's definitions

shwippies

AKA dummy dust, or the Colombian white wizard powder. Snorted into the nasal cavity through a straw or off of a set of fake nishies. Supposedly makes you party harder with a bad case of whiskey dick.

"Hey buddy buddy want a shwippies bump off of my key bump dick? Or have a sip of this cocktail, I sprinkled some in it!"

by scottness July 16, 2007

reebok

when u take off your shoe laces and tie the female up and take a shoe (preferably a reebok) and shove it up thier behind.

for you, Yona...

shady: yo brumer, what are u up to tonight?
brumer: im gonna give my gal a nice smooth Reebok

by scottness September 21, 2008