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noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.
every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..
by schott July 20, 2008
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