schmiffy's definitions

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

who's fucking this cow?

simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.

Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?

by schmiffy April 19, 2010