6 definitions by schlogden

the helen keller

While getting a blow job, blind fold your women, then plug both her ears. While your penis is still in her mouth have her say "water" and listen to the sweet music come out of her mouth, if you can understand her.

I gave your mom the helen keller, and apparently she wants some "wah-wah?"

by schlogden February 19, 2008

pulverizer

When fingering a girl, you stick your whole fist into her vagine. This menuver can not be done smoothly, it must be a hasty punch.(simple yet effective)

Bro, i gave Elise the pulverizer and she was sore for weeks.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

Danning a joke

After a joke has run its course, a certain person continues to tell jokes similar or realting to the already not funny joke, thus pissing everyone else off.

After Karen was done danning a joke, every one slapped her and walked away.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

tiger woods

While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"

Dude I gave your sister a Tiger Woods last night, and you might want to buy a new putter.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

Chuck Norris

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.

Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

The Twinkie

Tell your sweety that you are going to run to the store to get some twinkies, after your purchase you drain the cream filling out of a twinkie. She bites into the empty pastry, whens he asks where the cream filling is you proceed to ejaculate onto her face, and show her what time it is.(this procedure requires delacate timing and preparation.)

Dude, i gave Cindy the twinkie, and she loved it.

by schlogden February 19, 2008