Definitions by schlogden
The Twinkie
Tell your sweety that you are going to run to the store to get some twinkies, after your purchase you drain the cream filling out of a twinkie. She bites into the empty pastry, whens he asks where the cream filling is you proceed to ejaculate onto her face, and show her what time it is.(this procedure requires delacate timing and preparation.)
The Twinkie by schlogden February 19, 2008
Chuck Norris
When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
Chuck Norris by schlogden February 19, 2008
pulverizer
When fingering a girl, you stick your whole fist into her vagine. This menuver can not be done smoothly, it must be a hasty punch.(simple yet effective)
pulverizer by schlogden February 19, 2008
Danning a joke
After a joke has run its course, a certain person continues to tell jokes similar or realting to the already not funny joke, thus pissing everyone else off.
Danning a joke by schlogden February 19, 2008
tiger woods
While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
tiger woods by schlogden February 18, 2008
the helen keller
While getting a blow job, blind fold your women, then plug both her ears. While your penis is still in her mouth have her say "water" and listen to the sweet music come out of her mouth, if you can understand her.
the helen keller by schlogden February 18, 2008