17 definitions by samstorm
1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
by samstorm December 5, 2004
1) A state of taking something to the extreme, causing it to fail abruptly due to reaching it's highest possible limit.
2) To be in such a circumstance that you are unable to perform a bodily function/action as normal.
3) To become broke in a very short period of time due to overspending.
2) To be in such a circumstance that you are unable to perform a bodily function/action as normal.
3) To become broke in a very short period of time due to overspending.
1) That old lady maxed out her knees when she fell over.
2) Sir,I can't do P.E today cuz i've maxed out my ankle.
3) My woman robbed my credit card last night and now it's maxed out
2) Sir,I can't do P.E today cuz i've maxed out my ankle.
3) My woman robbed my credit card last night and now it's maxed out
by samstorm December 5, 2004
originated thousands of years ago from cavemen who derived pleasure from beehives by removing from trees and using them as an alternative to a woman/donkey/wooly mammoth.People in this century who partake in this hobby are known as "beehive boys" They are often very primitive and therefore can be recognised by extreme amounts of hair and a language that consists of deep grumbling noises.
by samstorm December 7, 2004
1) Music originating from america in the 1960's. Created for people to dance to, with a prominent bass line and clever loops and samples. The most innovative style of music around today, encouraging new and varied ideas to emerge into the mainstream only to be knocked out of the charts by some pansie pop group or boyband who's records are bought by young girls.
Note: Dance music is not pop music. People who think that this is the case have never heard real dance music. pathetic people who call themselves djs by producing a re-make with a heavy beat and female vocals do not produce dance music. they produce poor quality pop.
Note: Dance music is not pop music. People who think that this is the case have never heard real dance music. pathetic people who call themselves djs by producing a re-make with a heavy beat and female vocals do not produce dance music. they produce poor quality pop.
by samstorm December 5, 2004
1)Alternative, street version of the Oxford English Definiton of "Solid" used to describe someone who is hard. Often used by chavs discussing the fight they had last night, or subsequent injuries.
1) Ahh m8, u is soled cuz u caned that mush innit
2) U can't be in my cru cuz u is not soled.innit do.
3) I is harda dan u. i wil kil u cuz i is soled.
2) U can't be in my cru cuz u is not soled.innit do.
3) I is harda dan u. i wil kil u cuz i is soled.
by samstorm December 5, 2004
Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.
See also: meatloaf
See also: meatloaf
by samstorm December 5, 2004
by samstorm December 5, 2004