A pre-determined time of year in which friends compete as to who can "tag the biggest boar" aka fuck the fattest chick!
Proving your trophy is a must, and can be done so in many ways.
1. presenting a video recorded hunt aka sex tape
2. presenting the boar to any weigh station via driving around wth the boar in the bed of your pickup truck either tranqulized (drunk) or alive. Boar hunting is a catch and release sport. Those who do not release their boars give a bad reputation to the sport, and threaten the boar population.
3. presenting the boar's undergarments aka panties, diaper, or tarp.
Proving your trophy is a must, and can be done so in many ways.
1. presenting a video recorded hunt aka sex tape
2. presenting the boar to any weigh station via driving around wth the boar in the bed of your pickup truck either tranqulized (drunk) or alive. Boar hunting is a catch and release sport. Those who do not release their boars give a bad reputation to the sport, and threaten the boar population.
3. presenting the boar's undergarments aka panties, diaper, or tarp.
Dude 1:Ahh yeah you know what time of year it is? its boar season baby time to load up your pump shotguns and fuck some fatties.
Dude 2: Where you wanna hunt first? IHOP or the All you can eat chinese buffet?
Dude 2: Where you wanna hunt first? IHOP or the All you can eat chinese buffet?
by sammythejuice October 25, 2011
Get the boar seasonmug. by sammythejuice October 23, 2011
Get the whorelockmug. by sammythejuice September 14, 2011
Get the droremug. slang term for "condoms" that are used for having sex with boars aka "fat chicks". This meaning that you can' t tag a boar without your boar tags.
Man this place is full of boars. I guess its up to me to use my boar tags to help thin out the herd.
by sammythejuice October 23, 2011
Get the boar tagsmug. the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville
by sammythejuice October 30, 2011
Get the Heavyweight Championmug. Dude you want to get drunk? Yeah we should rack off eachother.
We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.
We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.
by sammythejuice September 14, 2011
Get the racking offmug. a contraceptive used for protection when having sexual intercourse with a drore. COASTER = slang for condom
dude i'd put my beer on that drore as long as i had a coaster. haha yeah u dont want to leave a ring
by sammythejuice September 13, 2011
Get the coastermug.