Definitions by samd12345

Soulcycle 

A combination of aerobics, spinning, and hot power yoga - it is the whitest workout conceived of by man.

Hey, you wanna do Soulcycle later today?

Soulcycle by samd12345 July 18, 2015

bubb 

Champagne. Bubb is short for bubbly.

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb and you're not gonna reach my telephone.

bubb by samd12345 May 18, 2010

Spantalian 

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.

American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.

Spantalian by samd12345 July 12, 2009

Clinton 

verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result

My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".

Clinton by samd12345 January 17, 2008

intellectual masturbation 

Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone. See also: philosophy

Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.

The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis states that language influences human thought, so that native speakers of different languages think about concepts in incommensurably distinct modes. Linguists and psychologists contend fiercely over the validity of this claim, oblivious to the fact that it is intellectual masturbation.

intellectual masturbation by samd12345 August 6, 2007

cunnilingus 

Every man's sacred and cherished duty to his significant other. Having a girlfriend/wife and not doing it for her is like having a Ferrari around you only politely drive in street traffic.

I gave my girlfriend cunnilingus, she was wriggling in ineffable pleasure, revealing her raw self to me, finally collapsing in cathartic paroxysm. It was the hottest moment.

cunnilingus by samd12345 February 24, 2007