sally's definitions

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002

whoren

what one calls a girl with the birth name Lauren, who teases men and uses them for sex; while waving a dustmop and a vaccuum

by Sally August 12, 2003

ELEVATOR BOMBER

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

by Sally March 10, 2005

phalutations

it's a hello in reverse

-See ya later!
-Phalutations!

by Sally February 6, 2005

Nymphette

a girl that is fairy-like.

That girl is nymphette.

by sally June 22, 2004

Shit head

used when talking about an ex boyfriend or when talking about someone who dose somthing stupid to hurt you.

did you talk to shit head today

by sally May 13, 2005