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by ryan April 21, 2004
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Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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Get the tossum mug.An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
by Ryan June 17, 2004
Get the Duf mug.An awesome city that is the largest in the state of Michigan and is right on the edge of the border with our neighbor. No, NOT Mexico!!!
I put that thing about the confusion with Mexican and Canadian borders ^ up there just for the entertainment value.
by Ryan December 7, 2004
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