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jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
by ryan April 21, 2004
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Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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tossum

From the word tossing meaning a person who is a bad lad/lass
your a complete tossum!!
by ryan March 1, 2005
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Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!
by Ryan June 17, 2004
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bemis

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.
Hey where's the bemis?
by Ryan March 24, 2004
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Detroit

An awesome city that is the largest in the state of Michigan and is right on the edge of the border with our neighbor. No, NOT Mexico!!!
I put that thing about the confusion with Mexican and Canadian borders ^ up there just for the entertainment value.
by Ryan December 7, 2004
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47k

Ghetto slang for the (AK47)
All the krabs be runnin, because you cant get away from the 47k.
by ryan September 4, 2008
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