ryan's definitions

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004

sneakinfoodin

the term used when you want to sneak food into a place where they want you to buy their expensive food... it also is quite funnyt because it sounds german

are we gonna sneakinfoodin to the movies?

by Ryan November 20, 2004

haxpax

OMFG OWNED
The Art OF FUCKING SOMEONE UP

nf3c^
OGC
nf3c^

by Ryan January 9, 2003

sum 41

a awesome sounding rock band that gets called fake punks whhen they never atually said they where a punk band.

sum 41 kicks major ass

by ryan December 8, 2004

herbass

just dont be one, or you'll get pwnt

dont be a herbass, just dont be one

by ryan December 6, 2004

flutterby

What a fag hag calls her shy, reserved, wallflower gay boy friend.

Why're you standing over here all alone my little flutterby?

by Ryan November 27, 2004

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004