ryan's definitions

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004

hed

oral sex

Sharry gave Sam hed

by ryan August 16, 2003

green

when u did somebody wrong(like u are mean)

man dawg u green for dropin that water on my girlfriend.

by ryan December 13, 2003

Bidness

1. An entity that provides a good or service.

2. One's own personal affairs.

3. A friend's mother.

1. Ma hos are my bidness.

2. Fools be up in ma bidness.

3. I handle my bidness quite well.

by Ryan November 17, 2003

Shaiyan

an individual who is very much the affection of Mona Alipoor.

See Mona Alipoor

by Ryan December 1, 2006

hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

by Ryan January 5, 2004

Alt + F4

Often used to discourage n00bs, this is often said while playing a game or talking in a chat room. Usually results in never seeing the n00b again.

n00b: I JUST WON A GAME!
Player: Press Alt + F4 please.
<n00b> has left the game.

by RyaN February 19, 2003