Whistle skirt

A skirt so short, that if the wind blows you would hear a whistle.
Guy#1: I can't believe that chick would wear that whistle skirt to work!

Guy#2: Are you complaining?!?!?!

Guy#1: No. No I'm not.
by rpetras May 08, 2010
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brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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manifesto beard

A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.
Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.

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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.
by rpetras February 23, 2010
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krista

verb

To fight off sleep for no good reason when tired.

The baby was very tired but continued to krista sleep for an hour.
by rpetras April 20, 2008
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upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.
Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.
by rpetras May 14, 2008
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DC reset button

A particularly large use of Retroactive Continuity (retcon) in which the very nature of an entire universe, usually a fictional universe, is changed.

Any revision to a story in which essential details, and established facts are altered in such a way that nothing which has come before is sacred.

Named for the propensity of DC Comics to rewrite the history of their comic universe every few years to fix mistakes in writing, or to update characters and situations that have been stated in the intervening years.
Johnny originally told me he was at Greg's house last night, then he hit the DC Reset Button on that and owned up he was out with Sheila.

Han shooting first was Lucas' worst offense when he hit the DC Reset Button in the original Star Wars trilogy.
by rpetras July 14, 2011
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