Definitions by ronnie_e

no wiper 

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

no wiper by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

ugmo 

a relatively unattractive female considered hideous to even people with virtually no standards.

WILHELM: do you guys think my girlfriend vera is hot?

COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?

CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!

ugmo by ronnie_e July 30, 2010

piss dick 

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.

Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!

piss dick by ronnie_e April 18, 2010

no clean up days

masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.

I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.

Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.

no clean up days by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

eating eggs like jeremy irons 

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

eating eggs like jeremy irons by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

queef sniffer 

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.

queef sniffer by ronnie_e May 16, 2009

bookshelf ass 

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on

yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass

bookshelf ass by ronnie_e May 14, 2009