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newegg

A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg
The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.
by robcraine December 28, 2005
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yesman

Urban dictionary editors who accept any definition that comes along. It is not known why people do this but theories include:
i) they are attempting to get 100% acceptance stats to look 'kool'
ii) they do not like hurting peoples feelings by saying 'no'
iii) they are dumb

plural: yesmen
I hope my latest definitions of emu and matttheidiot get reviewed by a yesman.
by robcraine September 30, 2005
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Gaff

An error.
He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.
by robcraine March 15, 2004
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Whatshowname

Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name
official: Fido, whstshowname?
owner: Rumptious Strawberries-Gidlefunk the Third
by robcraine March 15, 2004
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Internet explorer

One who explores the internet. In times of yore the internet was small and self contained, with everyone knowing exactly where they wanted to go. As the internet expanded, internet explorers began to travel from site to site, following directions or 'hyperlinks' from native guides. Early explorations were limited by the shear difficulty of finding anything. Today the task of not being able to find anything is largely performed using asearch engine, and like many traditional crafts the role of Internet Explorer is slowly dieing out.
Internet explorers were not the most efficient way of travelling the internet, but in many cases were the only option available.
by robcraine October 4, 2005
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Endbringer

One who rings an endb.
The endbringer was often bribed to ring the endb early.
by robcraine March 15, 2004
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Suri

Girls name which means 'Lord' in Hebrew; 'pickpocket' in Japanese; and 'free publicity' in Holywoodspeak.
"Do you think Tom Cruise wants his daughter Suri to grow up to be a pickpocket?"
"Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."
by robcraine May 2, 2006
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