robcraine's definitions

newegg

A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg

The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

yesman

Urban dictionary editors who accept any definition that comes along. It is not known why people do this but theories include:
i) they are attempting to get 100% acceptance stats to look 'kool'
ii) they do not like hurting peoples feelings by saying 'no'
iii) they are dumb

plural: yesmen

I hope my latest definitions of emu and matttheidiot get reviewed by a yesman.

by robcraine September 30, 2005

Whatshowname

Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name

official: Fido, whstshowname?
owner: Rumptious Strawberries-Gidlefunk the Third

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Suri

Girls name which means 'Lord' in Hebrew; 'pickpocket' in Japanese; and 'free publicity' in Holywoodspeak.

"Do you think Tom Cruise wants his daughter Suri to grow up to be a pickpocket?"
"Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."

by robcraine May 2, 2006

anniverseriable

Worthy of being celebrated (or otherwise commemorated) on its anniversary.

The day I left high school was memorable, but not anniverseriable.

by robcraine September 28, 2005

Rocketbuster

Handheld domestic appliance used for sucking up rockets. Similar to a dustbuster.

Dang, who's left all these rockets on the floor? I'll have to get the rocketbuster out to clean them up.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Gaff

An error.

He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.

by robcraine March 15, 2004