30 definitions by robcraine

To change the spelling of a word and wiidefine its definition in order to relate it to the Nintendo Wii. Examples include wiilationship, wii-kend and wii-stracted.
I'll wiispell the word retard and call Dave a wii-tard after he wiifenestrated his controler.
by robcraine December 14, 2006
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An error.
He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.
by robcraine March 15, 2004
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One of the least useful traits of the minor super hero Girlgirl.
There was nothing special about GirlGirl, until an unlikely accident with some toxic chemicals, a platypus and a hair brush gave her Girl Power: the incredible power to act like an ordinary girl.
by robcraine October 31, 2005
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Literally "Pointy Haired Boss" as featured in the long running Dilbert cartoons by Scot Adams. The phrase suggests an office manager with above average incompetance, general cluelessness and an ability to prevent anyone else in the office from doing any useful work.

Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.
My PHB asked me if the firewall was a serious fire hazard.
by robcraine March 7, 2006
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Sometime friend, companion or enemy to person 1. Has been spotted mabateing and saying "i love you" to person 1.
Person 2: Why do I always get second billing to person 1?
by robcraine November 25, 2005
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Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name
official: Fido, whstshowname?
owner: Rumptious Strawberries-Gidlefunk the Third
by robcraine March 15, 2004
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A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii
If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
by robcraine November 23, 2005
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