robcraine's definitions

horsefish

Alternative name for seahorse.

"Those little horsefish look real cute with their horsey heads and curley tail."
"Yeah. Most people call them 'seahorses' by the way"
"Oh yeah..."

by robcraine December 20, 2005

wiidefine

To redefine a word to make it related to the Nintendo Wii. Usually associated with a wiispelling.

Hah! You're so rubish at using a Wii that I'm going to wiidefine the word retard and call you a wii-tard.

by robcraine December 17, 2006

person 1

Individual often cited in examples. Person 1 has been seen doing a wide range of acts such as asking "What's up;" going to AA meetings; and even voting for george w bush

Person 1: Why do people keep on saying I do all these stupid things? Can't they think of someone else to use in their examples?

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Rugrats

Extremely small yet resourceful rats who live in a rug. These diminutive rodents make their burrows in the dark spaces underneath furniture amongst the hairs of your rug or carpet. They live on crumbs and have a tendency to collect shiny objects such as coins or keys, although they have been known to also steal pens, sweets and important pieces of paper.

Those darned rugrats have collected a huge mound of junk under my sofa again, yet the exterminator refuses to do anything about it.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

fsjlanjgvfj

Little known swedish word meaning 'pink, fluffy sausage'

Nu finns nya rapporter och fsjlanjgvfj

by robcraine March 23, 2004

Internet explorer

One who explores the internet. In times of yore the internet was small and self contained, with everyone knowing exactly where they wanted to go. As the internet expanded, internet explorers began to travel from site to site, following directions or 'hyperlinks' from native guides. Early explorations were limited by the shear difficulty of finding anything. Today the task of not being able to find anything is largely performed using asearch engine, and like many traditional crafts the role of Internet Explorer is slowly dieing out.

Internet explorers were not the most efficient way of travelling the internet, but in many cases were the only option available.

by robcraine October 4, 2005

wiispell

To change the spelling of a word and wiidefine its definition in order to relate it to the Nintendo Wii. Examples include wiilationship, wii-kend and wii-stracted.

I'll wiispell the word retard and call Dave a wii-tard after he wiifenestrated his controler.

by robcraine December 17, 2006