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Last Word Syndrome

A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.

Person 1: You're such a tool.

Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: You just said that.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.

Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?

by rhastings88 November 10, 2013

Chubby Maker

A nice, but fat, no very attractive guy who manages to get hot girlfriends and over time the girlfriend also becomes fat and no longer as hot as she was. A threat to good looks everywhere.

You remember that hot chick I was telling you about?! Dude, that guy she's with is a total chubby maker!

by rhastings88 April 4, 2009

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

by rhastings88 November 30, 2010