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While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
by rhastings88 April 3, 2009
Get the Door Knocker mug.An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.
This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"
"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."
"Evil?"
"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."
"Evil?"
"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
by rhastings88 June 12, 2009
Get the Jesus Junkie mug.A nice, but fat, no very attractive guy who manages to get hot girlfriends and over time the girlfriend also becomes fat and no longer as hot as she was. A threat to good looks everywhere.
You remember that hot chick I was telling you about?! Dude, that guy she's with is a total chubby maker!
by rhastings88 April 4, 2009
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