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Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009

Last Word Syndrome

A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.

Person 1: You're such a tool.

Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: You just said that.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.

Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?

by rhastings88 November 10, 2013

Jesus Junkie

An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.

This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.

Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.

"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"

"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."

"Evil?"

"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."

by rhastings88 June 12, 2009