rhastings88's definitions

PGR Disease

PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.

Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.

Girl 2: I don't like her.

Girl 1: You just met her, why not?

Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.

Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.

by rhastings88 March 3, 2014

Jesus Junkie

An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.

This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.

Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.

"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"

"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."

"Evil?"

"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."

by rhastings88 June 12, 2009

Chubby Maker

A nice, but fat, no very attractive guy who manages to get hot girlfriends and over time the girlfriend also becomes fat and no longer as hot as she was. A threat to good looks everywhere.

You remember that hot chick I was telling you about?! Dude, that guy she's with is a total chubby maker!

by rhastings88 April 4, 2009