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Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009

Friemoeller

A nice girl that turns into a flaky slut after she gets her self-esteem stomped out by some dick-headed guy. She sleeps around so she can feel wanted but avoiding the realization that nobody likes her as a person.

Douche screws over nice girl; who becomes a slut (Friemoeller); who screws over nice guys; who become douches. And so on and so forth

Man 1: I'm telling you ever since that jerk hurt her feelings she's been acting like a total Friemoeller.

Man 2: I know what you mean. She acts just like that jerk now and she thinks that makes everything fair!

by rhastings88 July 25, 2012

Last Word Syndrome

A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.

Person 1: You're such a tool.

Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: You just said that.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.

Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?

by rhastings88 November 10, 2013