10 definitions by rhastings88
A nice girl that turns into a flaky slut after she gets her self-esteem stomped out by some dick-headed guy. She sleeps around so she can feel wanted but avoiding the realization that nobody likes her as a person.
Douche screws over nice girl; who becomes a slut (Friemoeller); who screws over nice guys; who become douches. And so on and so forth
Douche screws over nice girl; who becomes a slut (Friemoeller); who screws over nice guys; who become douches. And so on and so forth
Man 1: I'm telling you ever since that jerk hurt her feelings she's been acting like a total Friemoeller.
Man 2: I know what you mean. She acts just like that jerk now and she thinks that makes everything fair!
Man 2: I know what you mean. She acts just like that jerk now and she thinks that makes everything fair!
by rhastings88 July 25, 2012
(noun) A vague platitude with no meaning or purpose behind it. An attempt to save face, get last word, or placate. A verbal attempt to avoid confrontation. A cop-out answer.
by rhastings88 November 20, 2019
PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.
Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.
Girl 2: I don't like her.
Girl 1: You just met her, why not?
Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.
Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
Girl 2: I don't like her.
Girl 1: You just met her, why not?
Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.
Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
by rhastings88 February 24, 2014
A nice, but fat, no very attractive guy who manages to get hot girlfriends and over time the girlfriend also becomes fat and no longer as hot as she was. A threat to good looks everywhere.
You remember that hot chick I was telling you about?! Dude, that guy she's with is a total chubby maker!
by rhastings88 November 24, 2008
While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
by rhastings88 November 23, 2008
When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
by rhastings88 February 2, 2015
An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.
This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"
"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."
"Evil?"
"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."
"Evil?"
"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
by rhastings88 June 12, 2009