3 definitions by registered

a will

A male who could be described as whipped but on a whole deeper mental chaotic state. A Male man who, on acquiring a female counter part, does not communicate or relate to his male chums any longer.

"He won't go out tonight because he's decided to be a will."

by registered July 14, 2012

Whipped

A man who's every action is controlled by their significant other. A male person who will not, under any circumstance, put bro's before ho's. Being a will, that is, on their girlfriends command bailing on anything their male comrades have planned.

"He can't go out today as his girlfriend won't let him,he's so whipped"

by registered July 14, 2012

unplumber

The unplumber is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus reversing the 'plumbers' role of unclogging shit out of a pipe.

Friend 1:That bitch ate the whole goddamn box of Triscuits.?
Friend 2: Sure did...
Friend 1: Does she know that tonight is the night you were going to give her the 'unplumber'?
Friend 2: Suuuuure does...

by registered March 23, 2007