15 definitions by red_beard_neo

scatter the riders

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

by red_beard_neo April 9, 2004

GMO

Genetically-Modified Organism, such as frankenfoods, of questionable safety due to lack of testing.

Growing numbers of people are refusing to trust GMOs.

by red_beard_neo May 20, 2004

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

francophobe

Someone with an irrational fear of France and French people/culture.

Boy, the francophobes really came out of the woodwork when France refused to support US-led terrorism in Iraq, didn't they?

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

dogie

An orphan calf.

Git along, l'il dogie.

by red_beard_neo April 9, 2004

jambalaya

Excellent Louisiana rice dish, often with sausage or fish/seafood added in.

Can we have crawfish jambalaya for supper?

by red_beard_neo January 9, 2004

saltpeter

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.

The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004