quignugget's definitions

DTFATW

Down to fuck anything that walks. A ridiculously horny mindstate in which someone is willing to have sex with just about anything at anytime, anywhere.

"Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months. You must be DTFATW."

"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."

by quignugget January 13, 2010

Niaper

A diaper that you wear at night (to bed) to prevent wetting the bed. In very strange cases they may be worn to prevent pooing the bed.

Fran has such a bed wetting problem that he wears a niaper to bed every night. He said it's saved him a lot of laundry trouble.

by quignugget May 2, 2010

muffin

A bittie. A very hot girl.

Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.

by quignugget April 26, 2010

for the donut

For free

"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."

by quignugget May 24, 2010

declining download death

(n). The frustrating process of having a seemingly fast download sporadically begin to slow its download speed gradually until reaching zero k/b per second. What was once a promising download is now a dead 1/2 song or file that will not move.

Dude I've been trying to download that new Lil Wayne mixtape all day but there's so many people downloading it that it's hard to get a good link. All 10 tries have resulted in declining download deaths. Sucks.

by quignugget April 27, 2010

All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

by quignugget July 5, 2010

fanwagon

The term given to joining a team's proverbial bandwagon during the later parts of the season and or playoffs. This means becoming a fan when you previously were not, even if that means for just a few days.

"Dude, doesn't look good for the Jazz."

"I know. But I can't stand the Lakers. If they win, I'm hopping on the Suns fanwagon."

by quignugget May 9, 2010